AN INTERVIEW WITH MEERA JEE!

How are you?
Meera ji: Ofcourse, I fine!

So, how is your career going?
Meera ji: Yes yes.                             (  Hain? )

What role would you prefer next?
Meera ji: Jee, vegetable roll manga lain.

Meera, you were stormed with numerous allegations recently. What would you say about all this?
Meera ji: Mere baare main logz afwa uraing jo mere liye bad thinkingz khaans khaans k mar jaeing.

NOW I STARTED TO COUGH HARD, DONT KNOW WHY!

Okay, leave it. What is the qoute you like the most?
Meera ji : This onezz, "I terrorism from my soul constipation."

Meera ji, plz elaborate, I cant understand!
Meera ji: Oh u painduz! Is ke matlab hai " Mujhe meree rooh qabz hone se boht dar lagta hai. "

( OMG )

So, tell aboout your tommorrow's plans.
Meera ji: Tommorow, I goingz to my grand father's qabar to put " if lights " on it.

What is if lights?
Meera ji: uff, you paindooz! If light means, agar batti!

oh!

THEN MEERA JI INTERRUPTED ME, SHE SAID:

Meera ji: Oh, room so hot! Open the window, let enivronment come in. ( sigh* )

THEN, MY SERVANT SERVED HER A GLASS OF COKE.

Meera ji: Plz, Meri coke main snow dal dain.

GO, BRING ICE FOR MADAM!

Meera, I want to learn English classess from you.
Meera ji: Yes ofcourse, But my feez are very high.

NO PROBLEM!