AN INTERVIEW WITH MEERA JEE!

How are you?
Meera ji: Ofcourse, I fine!

So, how is your career going?
Meera ji: Yes yes.                             (  Hain? )

What role would you prefer next?
Meera ji: Jee, vegetable roll manga lain.

Meera, you were stormed with numerous allegations recently. What would you say about all this?
Meera ji: Mere baare main logz afwa uraing jo mere liye bad thinkingz khaans khaans k mar jaeing.

NOW I STARTED TO COUGH HARD, DONT KNOW WHY!

Okay, leave it. What is the qoute you like the most?
Meera ji : This onezz, "I terrorism from my soul constipation."

Meera ji, plz elaborate, I cant understand!
Meera ji: Oh u painduz! Is ke matlab hai " Mujhe meree rooh qabz hone se boht dar lagta hai. "

( OMG )

So, tell aboout your tommorrow's plans.
Meera ji: Tommorow, I goingz to my grand father's qabar to put " if lights " on it.

What is if lights?
Meera ji: uff, you paindooz! If light means, agar batti!

oh!

THEN MEERA JI INTERRUPTED ME, SHE SAID:

Meera ji: Oh, room so hot! Open the window, let enivronment come in. ( sigh* )

THEN, MY SERVANT SERVED HER A GLASS OF COKE.

Meera ji: Plz, Meri coke main snow dal dain.

GO, BRING ICE FOR MADAM!

Meera, I want to learn English classess from you.
Meera ji: Yes ofcourse, But my feez are very high.

NO PROBLEM!

 

 YOUNGISTAN STRONGLY SUPPORTS THE WAR AGAINST DAMINI'S RAPISTS

Not only India's, but the world's daughter, Damini is now not with us. She died on 29th december 2012. Youngistan is very sorry for what had all happened to her. I salute the determination of Indians who have caused the earth to shatter by their rightly protests and demonstrations, plus the sincerity and willingness of the government of India to punish those six merciless creatures.

Protest in Mumbai

Youngistan has set the date of  her death as Black Day. We are in deep remorse because of her death. Together with everyone, to our scale, we will do our best to promote the demonstrators' cause. We want the movement to evolve such a heat as to completely burn down all the rapists existing on mother Earth, and discourage others to follow their ghastly and sinful footsteps, only then we can considered that huge ground has successfully been gained by people's efforts.

I was really glad to see that everyone of every field became active to contribute to the cause. The Indian actors showed their remorse, Mr. Amir Khan wept when he appeared in media to talk all about this. Kareena Kapoor has also shown remorse by her part. Almost every bollywood actor was there for her, and is still there for her cause as she is now not with us.


NDTV REPORTS,

Dozens of students of Jawaharlal Nehru University in Delhi marched silently to the bus stop from where the girl and her friend had boarded the bus on December 16. They carried placards reading, "She is not with us but her story must awaken us."

KARACHI: INCREDIBLE SEASIDE!

Okay readers. Dont think that I have produced the post as a travel brochure, telling greatness of our coasts and the incredible idea of visiting it for sake of joy and fun!

Okay, coming to my real point. I am British Council ambassador of my school. For a conference, I had been called to Royal Hotel, Clifton as a conference was to be held there at sharp 1:00 pm. So, when conference ended, I called Baba ( This is what I call my father) to take me home. Baba came and proposed the idea of visiting seaside that was just a stone's throw away from the hotel. It seemed good, so I said: Why not!

It was a year or two since I did not see the coast, even though I lived in Karachi, the coastal tip of Pakistan. Surprising? Well It was because of some solid concrete reasons.

Anyway, When we reached the gate, a man cam and demanded entry fee, Rs. 20. A car with a green plate, yes, a man with strong governmental background, came by our side and ordered the man to clear the way by putting the banner off. The man did so, father said, why didn't he take fees from him.
He said: The man is a bureaucrat, he is a bloody *******. We knew, the man was obliged to follow that bureau's orders. Sigh!

I enjoyed the visit - a little! The sea water was literally black! This is because of the illegal dumping of petroleum and other wastes from tankers that berthed at the nearby ports, like port Qasim. I had put my feet only, in water. Black elements deposited on my feet, making it dirty! The soil had soaked huge gallons of contaminated oil-water mixture. It is horrible!
P.s: I enjoyed the camel ride -  A LOT!

Here are some pictures, I had taken from a 2 mega pixel Nokia mobile phone, 5233. To illustrate my content.

Its me! Ali Arshad

Ali and Camel

My dad, "Baba" 

"Blue sea"

See, our clean sea!

The sand

 THINGS WE CAN DO:

• Start Campaigns for reclamation of our beaches
• Help existing campaigns in their good work like: I OWN KARACHI and IEARN

We actually expect government to do things right. Because it is their duty!

REVIEW: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

Seriously, It is the only movie which I awaited most eagerly. Partly because, I had seen its prequel, The dark knight, which was an incredibly awesome movie, in fact it was the best movie I have ever seen. Because of The dark knight's positive image, i was eagerly awaiting Dark Knight rises.

For the success of The Dark Knight and perhaps also, The Dark Knight Rises, all credit goes to Heath Ledger a.k.a The joker. Ledger, we love you, we remember you. Hats off to the joker!


So, Starting my review from promos. Actually the movie was promoted on a very large scale. The Dark Knight was the 12th Highest grossing movie. So the crew and production house had great hope attached with it to enter chart of top 10. The Production house had selected cast meticulously. Christian Bale, as the male lead is perfect as batman. Anne Hathway as cat woman is amazing. Success of prequel is because of ledger, and the sequel is because of Anne, I must say. She was excellent in movie. Every scene she delivered was flawless and lovely. And yes, Morgan Freeman is an excellent senior actor. He portrayed his role flawlessly.

The movie, features a new villain, Bane. Bane is a half masked man, who is there on your screen to kill batman.
the story seems kiddish on paper-and in summary. But it is not!
The story has many genre: Suspense, Thriller and Drama.
Well I will not reveal the suspense- the tragedy I had. Well, I  had gone nuts when i had got tickets for a cinema visit to watch this movie, But my annoying friend(Maybe I should call him my enemy) told me the whole suspense in one go! Now I had my visit spoiled.

Anyways. The screenplay is good. And so is editing. However, It did not have that prequel's standard as joker was absent. Plus, the movie was extra lengthy, about 3 hours, in which 50 minutes of the movie were extremely boring, which only had bunch of conversation, no thriller, no action. In fact, everyone yawned in the cinema in those particular scenes. Otherwise, the movie is incredibly awsome!

Now its time to rate the movie:

REVIEW: GANGAM STYLE!
To be frank, I was shocked to know that it is the most watched video of you-tube. When I first watched the 5 minute video, I was completely flabbergasted! I could not find any reason for it to become a block buster and yet, stay at numero uno position. All I could see was a white toned Korean with black goggles, dancing weirdly like any mad man. Seriously, when the voice HEY SEXY LADY chipped in my ears, I dared to watch the video again, after ignoring it, so I raised my eyes to focus on the computer screen. Then, I saw a Korean hot lady. Perhaps this was the best thing the video had.


The screen swing was great. Editing was perfect. The dancing moves were all okay, except for that Chris Gayle's created one:

That move is just, just incredibly awesome!

Well I do not have to say anything on its popularity, It has taken the whole world by storm. Every person, black or white, male or female (or other) from every part of world was dancing in the respective style.

So, Ali would rate the music video,

Give me your feedback guys.